teathattast:

wizardpostsdotorg:

the evil sorcerer malerock and his dumbass elf twink assistant lingonberry

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

the way people talk about nudity is insane to me. the fuck do you mean nudity is “depraved” friend we were all born naked.

damn what added stat bonuses does this guy have

obviouschild2014:

obviouschild2014:

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

digitaldiscipline:

raytoroapologist:

sanguinifex:

sexygaywizard:

raytoroapologist:

“i love music i wish i could hold it” well you can it’s called a CD and it’s got a hole and everything

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

My man you may not want to announce you can fit through that small a hole

y ou are all so jealous of my thin meat

something CD fucker and the guy who invented prosciutto have both said

everythingfox:

Fortune

plastidecor:

dilfbrigade:

coopsgirl:

huttslut:

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

thorinobsessed:

dovewithscales:

alandofdawnandstarlight:

made-of-love-and-stars:

autumnj0y:

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

vampirologist:

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror